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Healthy Demotivational Poster


TAGS: sports help healthy die mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - May 19, 2012, 4:07 am
I love sports... it's a part of my life every day... on TV
TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2012, 11:33 pm
It'll be embarrassing, being an old athlete, dying of nothing.
Rick69 - May 18, 2012, 5:19 pm
This... Changes... Everything...
caveman - May 18, 2012, 11:00 am
*cough* sporting breakdown *cough*
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:26 am

love it :)


TAGS: french fries delicious and healthy
Rating: 4.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:30 pm
That had to have been done with 5uperglue, but not sure; superglue eats through styrofoam.... *snicker*


TAGS: healthy food
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 12:49 am
Okay Nic, but is it made with "hole" wheat bread...teehee
nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:42 pm
It's a premade sandwich.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:33 pm
Well The Mouse Is Cooked .
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 4:38 pm
Ya know Oiler...ya have to take your comments to my posters and create a few posters of your own from our shared efforts...bahaha! Thanks for the vote.
Oiler - January 22, 2013, 3:52 pm
DON'T make me a sammich. nope nope nope 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:28 pm
But nobody likes bread with a hair baked in it right?
Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 3:22 am
Some people like raisin bread, some people like mouse bread. Don't knock it till you try it.


TAGS: fast food fries wendys hamburger healthy nasty horrible yummy look
Rating: 2.23/5

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Grim R@per - November 2, 2009, 2:44 pm
2 lions cause I'd still eat that.


TAGS: supergirl wholesome healthy ideas
Rating: 4.68/5

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house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!
house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!


Children -

TAGS: children cult objects unhealthy george carlin enough is enough
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Sho - September 6, 2013, 11:08 am
I guess some women really like going through labor and childbirth
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 5, 2013, 8:23 pm
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2013, 8:04 pm
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." – H. L. Mencken


Bring A Paper Along -

TAGS: keep up stay healthy and regular
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:26 pm
Sriracha and most anything does it for me. The Klingons are rather punitive, however.
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:39 am
Am I the only one that bananas work just like prunes when eaten? 5L for letting me know what I have to look forward.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:09 pm
I've had diarrhea since a child. Once in a blue moon, a good solid deuce. In Africa, they'd call it "dysentery." In America it's called "lactose intolerance." So instead of prunes, I eat walnuts like there's no tomorrow.
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 10:38 am
Hah! Being a ‘regular’ guy does become rather important. 5 Loose ones



A HEALTHY LOW FAT DIET... - should start long before your sandal straps make those calves resemble tightly wrapped, stuffed pork loins.

TAGS: healthy eating
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Midnitesnackerz

Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 2:34 pm
Wow, I'd make a joke about porking those loins, but that already looks like a fleshlight...

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